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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 22, 2009 1:10:15 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font]  THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] somebody please save me from my boredom. i have ADD and an insane desire to destroy something. honestly, it's not healthy. [/center] |
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 22, 2009 1:15:06 GMT -5
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 22, 2009 1:29:25 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] shut up. loser. why don't you and your boyfriends go braid each other's hair in the tree house? i'm not desperate enough to talk to you, thank you very much.
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 22, 2009 1:37:36 GMT -5
oh, too late. we've already done that. had trouble
with davis' hair though; it's too short. and have
i ever told you how awesome the wifi connection
is from the tree house? damn, faster than you
can say 'asshole'. aw, didn't you get the memo?
it's finally okay to admit that you want to talk to me.
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 22, 2009 1:53:41 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] really? don't tell me i missed the game of soggy biscuit, too! i guess it doesn't matter. either way, i already know you're the loser ; )
i'm the one who wants to talk to you? you're the one that replied to my message, genius. it looks like your the desperate one, not me. saint doesn't do desperate.
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 22, 2009 2:04:02 GMT -5
nah, we didn't play that. i'll keep that in mind for
next time. hm, well if i'm a loser as you claim me
to be, then i'm obviously the best loser you've
ever met. i'm around ten points above your
awesome-loserness. ah, but i'm not the one
who claimed that she wasn't desperate enough
to talk but continued on talking anyway. i'm all
up for talking to you.
okay, okay, fine. saint doesn't do desperate. but
she does do bitch, ho, retard, attention-seeker,
crappy singer, shit guitar player...did i get everything?
(;
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 22, 2009 2:23:30 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font]
i'll admit, you don't suck as hard as your asshole band mates, but you're still a loser. i'm glad you accept that. acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery.
you forgot self-destructive, self-absorbed, epic, ass-kicking stoner-whore, but that's okay. now you know for next time ; )
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 22, 2009 6:49:53 GMT -5
oh wow, thanks. that just made me feel a
whole lot better. hah, what am i recovering
from exactly? from the shock of how badly
you guys sound live? seriously, i think you
should record your songs, edit it and then
lip-sync.
epic? i'm sorry, you can't have that; it has
been taken...namely by me. everything
else seems to fit though. i don't know
how i ever forgot stoner-whore. i am
now shaking my head in dismay.
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 22, 2009 14:26:07 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] no problem. i live for making you feel better.
no, the shock of how amazing i am. and you're no one to insult our performances; at least we can fill rushmore's when we play, which is more than i can say for you. all those people can't be wrong. there must be something they love about us if they keep coming back.
taken by you? i just choked on my beer. i'll give you points for having a sense of humor, though. i know, loser. how could you forget stoner-whore? i'm disappointed, jax. i thought you of all people would remember that.
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 23, 2009 11:37:28 GMT -5
you must delusional; all systems are go!
are the ones that fill up rushmore. in fact
we have people hanging around outside
when there's no more space left inside.
as for coming back to see you guys, it's
the slutty outfits you wear and the one's
that return are the thirty year old perverts. ;]
beer? aw shit, feeling nice enough to share?
i ran out...james raided my fridge last night,
i knew it was him because he left a trail of
glitter. well hey, i have more important things
to remember.
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 23, 2009 17:23:55 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] ha. keep dreaming, moron. and our slutty outfits? since when are jeans and a t-shirt slutty? i must be missing something, since i'm pretty sure half the girls in this town strut around with their asses hanging out of their skirts.
saint doesn't share. you of all people should know that. i didn't share my toys with you when we were kids and i hated sharing your sister, so what makes you think i'm gonna share my beer? why don't you buy your own and tell your sparkly boyfriend to stop raiding your fridge? in fact, next time i see him, i'll be kind enough to let him know.
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 25, 2009 20:36:22 GMT -5
oh, it's not slutty at all. but when you
guys wear them, it's slutty enough.
yeah well, those girls have rather
nice asses, can't say the same for you
though, saint.
no wonder no one likes you, beer-hogger.
fine, i'll get my own. but the next time, i'm
the one with beer and you're the one who
doesn't have anymore, don't come running
to me. yeah, you do that, but be careful, he
has a glitter gun and knows how to use it.
oh, you know where my sister is?
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 26, 2009 16:10:26 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] that doesn't even make any sense, you retard. and i happen to have a very nice ass, not that you'd know.
don't worry. me never running to you is something you can count on. not like you'd be any help anyway. glitter? really? well, if he sprays me with anything, he'll be missing a few testicles, capiche?
i haven't seen her all day. but i'll probably see her later. you're her twin brother, aren't you two, like, connected? i thought twins could tell when something was happening to the other?
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Post by Jaxon Sullivan on Jul 27, 2009 11:38:05 GMT -5
made much more sense in my head. okay,
so maybe i don't know. but really, i don't
think i want to.
whoa! slow down there, you should be
telling james that. not me. i'm not the
one with the license to bedazzle.
nah, that's a myth. and who mentioned
anything about something happening
to my sister? i just wanted to know
where she was.
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Post by Saint Michaels on Jul 27, 2009 22:13:08 GMT -5
THEunHOLYONE! is online. [/size][/font] THEunHOLYONE! is typing...[/size][/font] i'm sure a lot of things you do or say make more sense in your head. and don't worry, because you'll never have the privilege of knowing.
oh, i'll be sure to tell him at work when i see him... unfortunately. but in case you see him first, i think you'd better give him the heads up if you care about his well-being.
hm. well, she's probably fine. stella can take care of herself, that's for sure. and if something's wrong, then i'll find out what it is and fuck its shit up. easy as that.
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